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Dame Hannah von Mousetrap de Huntingberg, also known as senyum, was born to a happy couple in a small shack in the Blue Montains. A goat herd by trade, Hannah's father made a comfortable living until the potato famine struck their village, after which they moved to the city where Hannah was conscripted to work in a shoe factory.

Growing weary of working a twelve hours a day for chickenfeed, Hannah started an underground newspaper which failed miserably. However, a revolutionary based nearby obtained one of the last copies, and convinced Hannah to join them in bringing liberty to the people.

After several long, hard months, the revolutionaries confronted their socialist dictators in one final showdown, only to find that one of their number had sold them out for a diplomatic passport and a lucrative government job. They all fought bravely (even the mole), however in the end the revolutionaries were overpowered and put to the firing squad. Luckily, Hannah had studied teleportation under a sempai at the shoe factory, and was able to escape in time.

Hannah then spent the next six years completing her education at a Catholic boarding school, then returned to her homeland and swore fealty to the new empire. They later granted her knighthood for exorcising a demon from the imperial stables.

Hannah currently resides on an island off the coast of Jamaica and writes limerics in her spare time.




Catholic schools messed me up, too.


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